Sumbitches Cookies

(inspired by HIMYM S09E01)
Makes ~ 48 cookies


  • 1¾ cup flour
  • ¼ cup sweetened cocoa power
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • ¼ tsp salt
  • 1½ sticks butter
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • ¼ cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 cup caramel bits
  • 1 cup peanut butter
  • ½-1 cup milk chocolate chips
  • ½ cup toffee bits (optional)


  1. Preheat oven to 375°F.
  2. Whisk together the dry ingredients in a small bowl and set aside.
  3. Cream the butter and sugar together. Add the eggs and vanilla extract.
  4. Sift and mix in the dry mixture. Mix in the chips and bits.*Note: the amounts of chips and bits are flexible*
  5. Scoop out about 1 tbsp portions of dough to place on a baking sheet about 1-2 inches apart.
  6. Bake for 8-10 minutes.
  7. Allow cookies to set for a bit before transferring to a cooling rack to complete cooling.*Note: If the cookies are transferred immediately after coming out of the oven the melted caramel will still be too soft and the the cookie will fall apart during transfer.

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